You would not believe it, but nothing is impossible in Australia.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-28/brisbane-storms-68000-residents-still-without-power/5924112
Hail stones the size of golfer’s balls.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-27/videos-of-hail-in-brisbane/5923574
On top of all that someone had the gall to steal a hearse with a dearly departed corpse still inside.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-28/hearse-stolen-with-body-inside-nsw-blue-mountains/5924708
November 29, 2014 at 12:47 am |
Hold on, which golfer’s balls are we talking about? Greg Norman, maybe? π
That was one heck of a storm, poor old Brissie really keeps being belted.
I hadn’t heard about the hi-jacked hearse: only in Australia!
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November 29, 2014 at 10:18 pm |
Could well be Greg Norman. His mother was Finnish, a race well known for enlarged Golf-ball syndrome due to pine and birch tree forests and many Finns, even today, are roaming around logan-berrie bushes hoping to find large extinct golfers balls.
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November 29, 2014 at 12:55 am |
Read the link about the hearse and struck by the relatively youthful age of both the corpse and the demented hijacker . . . . As for the golfer’s balls, not going there!
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November 29, 2014 at 10:12 pm |
Yes, who knows what went on in the mind of the corpse hijacker…a kind of jealousy or envy, perhaps a fatal missing out on golf during childhood?
Who knows?
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November 29, 2014 at 1:24 am |
In fairness Gerard, the hearse-stealer was ill and the mourners saw the funny side. I quite enjoyed the story. Driving the hearse into a dead-end was a good line.
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November 29, 2014 at 10:09 pm |
Yes, the man was ill and, in any case, hadn’t looked carefully enough to avoid the dead-end. The planning was not thought out enough.
I hope I never get stolen after I am gone. Surely, peace and quiet should prevail!
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November 29, 2014 at 9:26 am |
Well that’s what I call a dramatic send-off. Funerals are generally such dreary, dull affairs. I hope something like that happens at mine! π
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November 29, 2014 at 10:06 pm |
Yes, who would have thought that even in death one isn’t safe. Gangs stalking the streets snatching the dearly departed away from grassy knolls and nature strips, lurking around tombstones. One almost wishes to stay alive just to avoid all that.
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November 29, 2014 at 11:22 am |
We saw the storm on TV – all the way from sunny down-town Brisbane! As for the stolen hearse, I have a question: What made the hearse horse hoarse?
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November 29, 2014 at 11:34 am |
The horse whisperer shouted too loud, frightened the horse which went hoarse.
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November 29, 2014 at 10:57 pm |
Hi Gerard. What made the hearse horse hoarse? The coffin.
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November 29, 2014 at 11:16 pm |
Brilliant!
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November 30, 2014 at 4:45 am |
Oh boy the puns and the jokes are priceless.I bet the departed’s family is still laughing even though this clearly was no joke to have someone that young die. He surely was a nice looking man too.
And dang things are done up right good when there is a storm in Aussie land. The write up is a very good one. It’s hard to imagine hail that can do that much damage. Thankfully no one was killed.
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December 1, 2014 at 12:22 am |
We had a hailstorm yesterday and another one brewing right now. I like them. All drama and thunderclaps.
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November 30, 2014 at 11:33 pm |
I’m assuming Abbott sees no connection between this storm and climate change.
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December 1, 2014 at 12:23 am |
Indeed. He never sees any connection, being a disconnected man doesn’t help.
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December 2, 2014 at 7:37 am |
As he can see no connection between the Victorian election result and his policies.
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December 1, 2014 at 8:53 am |
You know what you are: I need not tell you again.
{grin}
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December 1, 2014 at 11:55 am |
Idiot? π
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December 1, 2014 at 8:13 pm
Am only ever rude to people I like.
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